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"Dreamt that a bowl of soup in a movie had its own IMDB page."
— 1 month ago with 8 notes
#Brian Morton  #Twitter  #dream  #IMDB 
"Someone on RateMyProfessor said that I’m anal & disorganized. But isn’t that an accomplishment, in a way? How many can claim to be both?"
— 1 month ago with 9 notes
#Brian Morton  #Twitter  #Rate My Professor 
"Feel willing to spend the next six months designing a context in which I can say “oh hush let me eat my sandwiches”"
— 1 month ago with 14 notes
#Andrew Weatherhead  #Twitter 
"Found my mom printed out her facebook profile, left it next to the printer"
— 1 month ago with 30 notes
#Andrew Weatherhead  #Twitter  #Facebook  #mother 
"remembered being 12 years old and wondering if jesus ever had acne"
— 3 months ago with 3 notes
#Twitter  #Katrina Reeves  #Jesus  #acne 
"feel interested in volunteering to have my body thrown into a black hole by nasa"
— 3 months ago with 2 notes
#Twitter  #Katrina Reeves  #NASA  #black hole 
"imagined the winner of the 2012 nobel peace price being ‘anyone that has ever engaged in a political argument on facebook’"
— 3 months ago with 3 notes
#Twitter  #Katrina Reeves  #Facebook  #Nobel Prize 
"heard someone outside door repeat “bring the nutritional yeast” 4x in a relatively loud monotone"
— 3 months ago with 1 note
#Twitter  #Katrina Reeves  #intern  #nutritional yeast