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Boyle’s Brains - Shrimp Talk with OK Cupid

I talked with nine OKCupid users about their favorite things to do with their body parts and things from the sea.

#1

[username]: hi

thelolivegarden: hi

thelolivegarden: whats ur favorite seafood

[username]: sea fish!

thelolivegarden: oh sea fish

thelolivegarden: good one

[username]: you?

thelolivegarden: shrimp

thelolivegarden: because they are very easy to milk

thelolivegarden: also it is sensual and erotic to milk them

[username]: hmmm

[username]: stop exciting me

thelolivegarden: i agree the shrimp milking process is very exciting

thelolivegarden: can u tell me about ur life experiences w/sea fish

[username]: I love fish sticks

[username]: I like to put them in my mouth

thelolivegarden: do you…

thelolivegarden: you don’t milk them before you dip?

thelolivegarden: the milking seems essential

[username]: of course I do

thelolivegarden: i prefer to milk all fish before i eat it

thelolivegarden: so i can enjoy a beverage and food sensation at the same time

thelolivegarden: listen:

thelolivegarden: how many twitter followers does your ideal sea fish have?

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