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HI GUYS
if u are feeling lonely i will read u poetry
welcome 2 the first edition of brittany’s poetry hour!!!
poems included:
brandon scott gorrell - don’t feel like i can maneuver this ‘copying tao lin’ problem anymore (2:14)
(muumuuhouse.com/bsg.poetry4.html)mira gonzalez - i can read a novel out loud while you lay on my floor with your head in my lap and we can feel happy because we are touching each other and i am using my voice and we don’t have to think about global climate change or death (3:46)
(shabbydollhouse.com/i-can-read-a-novel)shinji moon - the water cycle (6:12)
(commovente.tumblr.com/post/38136901551/falling-in-love-with-you-was-a-kind-of-melting)michael ondaatje - light (7:59)
heiko julien - some chapters from ‘am i cool’ & chap 7 of ‘i am ready to die a violent death (14:09)
(scribd.com/doc/94961731/am-i-cool)
(scribd.com/doc/102952623/I-Am-Ready-To-Die-A-Violent-Death)some bullshit by yours truly (21:25)
aaaaaaaand
walt motherfuckin’ whitman - third part of ‘song of myself’ (24:41)count the number of times i say ‘um’ or ‘alright’ or ‘so yeah’ - I WILL WORK ON THIS NEXT TIME I REALIZE I SOUND WAY TOO PROFESSIONAL THIS IS NOT HOW I NORMALLY AM EVER I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO EXIST IN THE REAL WORLD
I AM SORRY IF I BORED YOU TO TEARS
thanks 2 all of these lovely poets y’all are wonderful
and thanks 2 muumuu house & shabby doll house yr wonderful too
NEXT EDITION WILL BE BETTER I PROMISE
I ALSO HAVEN’T SHOWERED IN TWO DAYS
B
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- during my nervous breakdown i want to have a biographer present by Brandon Scott Gorrell
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Mira Gonzalez reading poems by Tao Lin at Microscope Gallery
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during my nervous breakdown i want to have a biographer present by Brandon Scott Gorrell
sometimes my heart pushes my ribs by Ellen Kennedy
[mystery book] by [someone]
an elegant, lightly illustrated “thank you” note
Thank you for your time/consideration.
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![For $28 ($36 internationally) receive the following Muumuu House books (& bookmarks & art/photograph prints) neatly gift-wrapped in collectible/high-quality paper featuring unique, hand-drawn art:
SELECTED UNPUBLISHED BLOG POSTS OF A MEXICAN PANDA EXPRESS EMPLOYEE by Megan Boyle
DURING MY NERVOUS BREAKDOWN I WANT TO HAVE A BIOGRAPHER PRESENT by Brandon Scott Gorrell
SOMETIMES MY HEART PUSHES MY RIBS by Ellen Kennedy
3x [unique, hand-made bookmark of elegant design]
3x [Muumuu House-relevant, ~4” x ~6” art/photograph print]
The entire present, ready to be gifted, will be mailed safely inside a priority-mail flat-rate envelope. The wrapping-paper (unfoldable into a poster) may be personalized to [person]—simply state in the PayPal email to whom you’d like it personalized.
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