“Lish’s recommended title for “A Small, Good Thing”: “A Thing”
selections from Elisa Gabbert’s Twitter by Tao Lin (editor)
“Christ, what an asshole” - Universal New Yorker cartoon caption, or universal poetry blurb?”
selections from Elisa Gabbert’s Twitter by Tao Lin (editor)
“Dear nonprofits, It would have been funnier if you sent your “last day to donate” emails on the eve of the apocalypse.”
selections from Elisa Gabbert’s Twitter by Tao Lin (editor)
“Which is a better slogan for my Tex-Mex restaurant: “Be the chimichanga you want to see in the world” or “You must chimichanga your life”?”
selections from Elisa Gabbert’s Twitter by Tao Lin (editor)
“My best friend in high school thought the word “ludicrous” was “ridiculous” spelled backwards for several years.”
selections from Elisa Gabbert’s Twitter by Tao Lin (editor)
“New sport idea: synchronized football. Two identical games happening simultaneously….”
selections from Elisa Gabbert’s Twitter by Tao Lin (editor)
