“ …we all wanted to eat something. i said i wanted pizza. my friend val also wanted pizza. a tall guy said he hated pizza. i have met people who don’t eat pizza because it contains cheese or sometimes meat, but never because they don’t like the taste. i told him this in a very loud voice and said he was probably an alien. there was a period where i was mostly making exaggerated movements and saying ‘WHAAAAT!’ and ‘oh my god’ in response to things he didn’t like about pizza
— selected unpublished blog posts of a mexican panda express employee (excerpt) by Megan Boyle
