December 2011
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touched my lip to judge its level of chapped-ness (which turned out to be very...
– selections from Mallory Whitten’s Twitter by Andrew James Weatherhead (editor)
November 2011
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Shaq begins referring to election day as “Shaqment Day” in the week approaching...
– Brandon Scott Gorrell, A Predictive Account Of Shaq’s Future, Now That He’s Retired on Thought Catalog (via thoughtcatalog)
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We got into his car and he started to drive from Astoria to Midtown.
I saw...
– Adrien Brody by Marie Calloway
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It then seemed really strange and unfair to me that the possibility of sex...
– Adrien Brody by Marie Calloway
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People might say, you know, what about this guy’s right to privacy, his right...
– Emily Gould re Marie Calloway’s Adrien Brody
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If you’re worried something you’re thinking isn’t Twitter worthy, take it easy....
– How to Optimize Your Twitter Brand by Brandon Scott Gorrell (via Thought Catalog)
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We went to Duane Reade to buy more condoms. While walking to get them, we passed...
– Adrien Brody by Marie Calloway
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“I haven’t read Richard Yates.”
“But you reviewed...
– Adrien Brody by Marie Calloway
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“Oh, show me the porn you look at,” I said, moving away from the...
– Adrien Brody by Marie Calloway
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“I feel so vulnerable,” he said, his voice shaking.
I felt...
– Adrien Brody by Marie Calloway
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“Am Appy,” he said, looking around.
– Adrien Brody by Marie Calloway
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Then I started to give him a blowjob.
He moaned, almost in a surprised way at...
– Adrien Brody by Marie Calloway
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"i have no ambitions" by Ellen Kennedy
i don’t want to hate the president
i don’t want to go to harvard
i don’t want to win the pulitzer prize
i just want to sit in my bathtub
and think about relationships i will never have
with people i will never meet
and then go lay in my bed
with a magnifying glass
and count all the stitches in my sheets
until i fall asleep
and wake up
to repeat again.
—Ellen Kennedy (via bear parade)
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You’re genuine to such an extent that you rarely brush off or deflect...
– Brandon Scott Gorrell, 5 Ways You Can Impress Me (via planetickets)
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Virtual Margin re Megan Boyle's "selected... →
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Floating 80 ft high, at 2 mph, face up, eyes closed, head first, down 9th ave,...
– selections from GianCarlo DiTrapano’s Twitter by Blake Butler (editor)
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what if i was just some little mute dude looking confusedly around the room in...
– selections from GianCarlo DiTrapano’s Twitter by Blake Butler (editor)
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I’d blow a panda if it asked me to in a small human voice
– selections from GianCarlo DiTrapano’s Twitter by Blake Butler (editor)
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youtubedotcom:
i read the first story from [somethings my heart pushes my ribs by Ellen Kennedy]
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Critique Manqué re Megan Boyle's "selected... →
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bibliographing re Megan Boyle's "selected... →
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Boyle, Megan. Selected Unpublished Blog Posts of a Mexican Panda Express Employee. Muumuu House. Nov. 2011. c.96p. ISBN 9780982206720. pap. $12. POETRY This is the latest print release from Muumuu House, a small, Brooklyn-based press founded in 2008 by literary enfant terrible Tao Lin. As its tongue-in-cheek title suggests, the poetry and prose poems found here are organized by date, as if they...
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Full Stop re Megan Boyle's "selected unpublished... →